MH370 Not landing at Disused Airfield in Luzon |
Sunday 16 March 2014
Malaysian Airplane MH370 Disappearance: Not a Conspiracy
Sunday 9 March 2014
Need of a Psychologist?
A Psychologist |
One first realised this a fortnight ago when, upon entering the local pub to use the toilets the clientèle immediately exited the establishment. This has actually been happening for the last fifteen years but one has only just put two and two together.
Tuesday 4 March 2014
Second Giraffe to Have a "J.F.K." in Denmark
Giraffe Strikes Back |
Can't believe this! Not content with putting a bullet through the head of one giraffe in Copenhagen Zoo another Danish Zoo, this time, one called Jyllands Park Zoo, in Western Denmark is also going to do the same with of one of it's giraffes also called Marius. This constitutes giraffocide?
I don't know about you but if I was a giraffe called Marius living in Denmark I would pack my bags and leave pronto! So what is going on? Well the reason they want to give this second giraffe the "J.F.K." is the same as the first: EU regulations.
Sunday 2 March 2014
The Scandal of Homelessness and Empty Houses.
Empty Slum Property |
The statistics are shocking and I had to get my butler to explain them to me. However, in essence there are over nearly 1,000,000 empty homes in this country but at the same time approximately 1,770,116 households awaiting a place to live! It's a disgrace!
Sunday 23 February 2014
How to Help A Man in Quicksand.
Speaks English |
So I've come up with this marvellous strategy to follow in order to deal with a chap, any chap, who finds themselves sinking and needs help.
So imagine you turn a corner off your local high street and right before you is a man quickly sinking in quicksand and is calling for help. Let's imagine he has a name, err... off the top of my head let's call him Piers mOrgan. What's the first thing to do?
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