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J.F.K. was assassinated by a chap called 'Lee Harvey Oswald.!! The man was hid in a book suppository waited for J.F.K. to scoot past in his motor, fired off a few rounds and then 'bob's your uncle' out blew J.F.K's brains and the man's clogs were popped.
One expects threats very soon but one is standing firm on this theory, nothing can change my mind on this. One knows what one is blabbering on about!
So why did this 'Lee H. Oswald' chappie do what he did? Well it's quite simple really, it was because he was an absolute shower that's why. People like him are a menace! There's only one thing to do with that sort; shoot the bleeders! That's the only sort of language they understand!!!
Brilliant! Sherlock Holmes, were he alive and a real detective rather than a fictional character, would be seething with envy!
ReplyDeleteThank you thank you Mr Bananas. Currently working in the conspiracy theory as to why nobody has shot Piers mOrgan. Can't seem to work that one out though
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