| Dreadful Heat |
It's sweltering here! Can hardly keep my G&T cold long enough to drink the blasted thing. Have to keep throwing it down my throat ASAP.
Of coursre very hot prolonged summers have resulted in 100's dying through high temperatures and thirst last year in Southern France and it looks as though this will be repeated this year too!
Of coursre very hot prolonged summers have resulted in 100's dying through high temperatures and thirst last year in Southern France and it looks as though this will be repeated this year too!
So here is what must be done to avoid a repetition of last year.
- Equip lorries to carry tons of water to strategic locations.
- Set up a network of hose-pipes that thread their way between all the choice grape vines.
- Reintroduce slavery so each grape-vine can be shaded from the extreme temperatures of the midday sun otherwise even more vines will die.
- Divert water from small towns and cities into choice wine producing regions.
If it wasn't for that fascio-trotskyite bureaucratic regime in the EU all this would have been dealt with last year!
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