International Woman Day

Celebrating Woman

Right then so it's International Woman Day today. This movement is relatively new insofar as it started in the Former Colonial Imperium which is now called the United States of America. 

Woman Day was first observed in February 1908 don cha know and was supported by a load of socialists from the American Socialist Party, can't ever imagine a party called that not being bombed by the CIA but that is another matter.

Anyway so Woman Day celebrations are in order! So myself and a few of the fellows;

Fruity Metcalf, Boxey Mathers, Nickelarse McSpadden, Smellytooth Martin, Lefty Wright, Satellite Dave, Herny Werny, Nudge O'Rielly, Popeye Roe and Hyphen Fitzgibbons-Boots Junior are all going out to celebrate.


After a few drinkies we'll be trying to meet a few of the ladies for a bit of after hours fun and frolics at the Worcester Hotel where we've booked double rooms for each of us if you know what I mean.

If that goes awry then there is always the red light district a hop and a skip away and we can always take a shufti down there to pick up some crumpet or two depending on what they are like. You know there is nothing better than celebrating International woman day than going out, getting sloshed then pulling a few birds, tremendous!