Strategy to End World Poverty

Poor Bastards

One is fully behind the reduce poverty campaigns dont cha know! It's outrageous that in the 21st Century there are thousands and thousands of poor people in the world. No millions! Yes millions. It's a disgrace! All these people could be doing something fruitful and productive with their lives.

This is what needs to be done to reduce poverty levels?

1. Well the first thing is that these layabouts should go out and get a blasted job!
2. Second thing is that all wages for servants should be cut! At least by two thirds.
3. Thirdly, all basic foodstuff prices should be put up to unacceptable levels thus encouraging these individuals to pull their socks up.
4. Finally, anyone remaining after the above recommendations have been implimented should be taken outside and shot. Although they will probably be outside anyway.

If that doesn't bring down the quantity of poor people nothing will.