Sunday 15 July 2012

Rebekah Brooks Not in Back Door Sex Scandal


Walks Up Hills Only
Just writing to give my support to Rebekah Brooks, disgraced former editor of The Sun and currently awaiting trial for attempting to pervert the course of justice in England.

There are many rumours about this attractive woman one of which concerns the perverse activity of bum sex. 

I mean it just can't be true that this English rose spends her free time taking it in the back door! She is far too innocent looking for her to be a turf-hurdler.

This woman was one of the watchers who kept her eye on those in power all these years so One can't begin to believe she into Penalty Shoot-outs.
 
Newspapers are a full time job and one can't begin to imagine where she would find the time to break wind let alone do some gardening up a hill.

As far as one is concerned these rumours of her exhaust-pipe blow-out practices are untrue and completely false.

I repeat the rumours of Rebekah Brookes' compost-compounding activity is completely untrue!

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