Piers mOrgan is a Wanker?

Not a Total Arse

Just writing to give moral support to Piers Morgan. It matters not one not that his monstrous betrayal of the British army in Iraq exacerbated the already tense situation there.

Nor that his complete lack of popularity in England forced him to scurry away to the United States of America.

No sir by Jimeny it does not. Despite being labelled many defamatory names I like him and I don’t think he is a tosser at all. No this is a good man.

Neither is he a wanker nor an arse-wipe. He has done so much to help the needy, just look as Susan Boyle.

Neither is he a toe-rag, knobule, moron , berk or a slime-ball that couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag, these things are not true

Also he is not a coward, shit-bag toad, crettin, twit, tit, twat, twonk, nincompoop, fool, fart or fuckwit.

This man has done more for this country than both Jimmy Savile and Dave Lee Travis put together i.e. Emigrating from it!