Ridiculous Smoking Ban in Public Parks!

Banned!

Right then! Do you see this photograph? do you? Do you see anything wrong with it? Do you see a war crime being committed? 

No! Well neither do I but what's happing in this photograph will soon become an historic anachronism if a bunch of, loons stalking the corridors of power have their way! 

What Lord Ara Kharzi of the London Health Commission is trying to do is to ban smoking outdoors in public parks, beaches, outdoor swimming pools, outdoor sex parties and zebra crossings all over Greater London area in order to make everybody healthier. It's a disgrace!


Can you imagine sitting in a nice pleasant park with your smoking pipe, on a nice clear frosty morning, taking in the blue sky and the white frost on the ground whilst enjoying a mellow shag on a park bench when all of a sudden a rozzer comes along and nicks you?! Can you imagine that?!

Muck-Spreader

Well excuse me but banning a few fags here and there isn't going to do much for public health and I'll tell you why. The reason is that most public parks are surrounded by what? Yes that's right, traffic! Cars, lorries, motorbikes, ice-cream vans, hearses, tractors, coaches for carrying sex parties, battle-cruisers and muck-spreaders. All of which pump out billions of tons of carbon dioxide, carbon monoxide and loads of other crippity crappity gaseous toxins.

I bet Lord Kharzi hadn't thought of that had he? These politically correct, interfering do-gooders claim it is for the good of public health and will cut respiratory diseases amongst other things. If these people really cared a jot about public health then they should do something about traffic first and then start on us smokers.

I can tell you now if I'm going drop dead it will be of a mellow shag on a park bench in front of thousands of people.



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