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This is the real reason why the Twin Towers Fell:
Two Godzilla shaped Conspiracy Theorists thought their
Conspiracy was better than the bla bla bla....
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It's a very controversial theory but the evidence backs up everything I say so prepare yourself.
Some codger called Bin Laden, who was in possession of large amounts of anger management issues, told a few of his cohorts to fly aeroplanes into the Twin Towers, the Pentagon and a field in Pennsylvania.
The cohorts promptly jumped on a few aeroplanes, wrestled control of the things from the pilots and then flew them into the Twin Towers, the Hexagon and a field in Pennsylvania.
This theory goes against the grain of what many hold to be the truth of the matter whereby a load of conspiracy theorists flew the aforementioned planes into the Twin Towers, the Octagon and a field in Transylvania.
The reason they did this was so that all them were then able to cook up a load of conspiracy theories about how it was the United States government, under the auspices of George Bush, Robert Plant, Ivy League, Donald Ducksfeld and that complete dick Cheney who were responsible for the attacks on the Triplet Towers, the Dodecahedron and a field in Pantsylvania. This was so they could bla bla bla bla.....
So what happened to Bilbo Baggins?
ReplyDeleteI am afraid I have to formally complaint about this insulting theory.
ReplyDeleteEverybody knows that who started fights and combats on top of NY sky-scratchers was King Kong, as Godzilla used to be very busy in other parts of the world, producing earthquakes. Any Japanese would confirm that fact.
This theory is so insulting that the other half of the Americans are now offended. I mean the Southamericans, because those from the States must be really offended already.
You have to apologize and rectify Mr Percy. This is neither fair on King Kong after all he had done for us.
Thanks to him, we know that the Skull island natives are tasty. We have advanced on the knowledge of anesthetic doses required for big apes. He had also collaborated in several and varied fields such as engineering, strain of chains, ballistic, such number of bullets required for killing a gigantic gorilla and aeronautics, for development of modern planes for war pourposes.
Finally, his last contribution to the humanity was on a beautiful philosophic field, such love. Before King Kong, nobody was able to fall in love for a blonde. After his inspiring NY demonstration, those of us that find that practice too disgusting, at least have become tolerant to those who are able to do so.
I would like to appeal and beg you to rectify, Sir Percy, before is too late.
Yours sincerely
Comandante Nonsense