Youth of Today!

Male? Female? Get them to vomit!

Egads Man! One was out last night in the centre of the little town of Charlton Heston whereupon I came across some young people socialising in the street.
   

One noticed that half the young chaps had their trousers so low as to make their underpants visible to the world at large! It’s a disgrace!

The ladies were a different kettle of fish! They actually concealed their underwear beneath their pantaloons. One seems to recall that it used to be almost the other way around! Ridiculous!

Then there was a strange group of em who were obviously eunuchs as it was impossible to sex them. Ghastly!

Then there was another group of these youngsters whom it was only possible to tell that they were female from the sound that emanated from their personages as they were vomiting in the public waste collection unit. Can’t express my abhorrence!

Quite Frankly these young people were a walking fiasco and an utter sha'ar! What in God’s name has happened to them? Clearly this younger generation needs to do something to knock em into shape, for example a war. But you can’t do that any longer now that the European Union has got everyone talking to each other in that vast, cavernous talking shop called Brussels, no Sir!

It strikes me that they are a lost generation without any direction and not knowing where to go! What they need is to find themselves looking down the barrel of rifle that'll give em a sense of direction and they'll be glad their trousers are round their ankles I can tell you!

And if that doesn't work and all else has failed then you can always do the decent thing and put em out of their misery by pulling the trigger. That's right get rid of em all to make way for a younger generation.