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I remember the time when it only had one clear and simple message but now that is not the case! Instead the message of Christmas is being diluted by vested interests trying to take advantage of everybody's good will.
And we all know by who is doing this! Yes that's right... it's the Church!
Over the last few years The Church has been consistently encroaching upon the mass hysterical,self-indulgent, drunkenness, that facilitates
the enhancement of the economic well being of everybody in a fashion akin to a metaphorical trivinic eleptitude within the confines of an unamporous self-sufficient capital generating facility.
These religious subversives are destroying the good old Capitalist Christmas. They are trying to indoctrinate people to become altruistic towards the poor, minorities, terrorists, perverts and each other. Well it won't work I tell you!
This is some ploy by radical neo-Trotskyite, Papalist infiltrators from the European Union don cha know, sponsored by fundamentalist elements from the proto-militarist Vatican and extremist factions from Canterbury.
I say we keep Christmas free from religious interventionism and concentrate on making cash and looking out for number one.
Dear Sir,
ReplyDeleteI could not agree more! Finally a gentleman who speaks on behalf of the wealthy and prosperous! We, the rich upper class minorities, do not often get given a voice, so may I thank you for standing up against this discrimination.
Your Sincerely,
Felicity Fiddlescoome-Partridge
(AKA Your niece Ava!)
Fiddlers!
ReplyDeletelovely to hear from you. You're right! We are a discriminated minority. We should be shot. Err no that was a reflex action. We need to be defended. To this end a fund has been set up to help us and our piers survive in the modern world.
Uncle Perse
P.S. for your information the fund has been established in an offshore account accessible only by the board of governors for security reasons.
P.P.S. The Board Consists of your truly, Claude Farquhar-Winchester and yourself.
P.P.P.S. on public forums please call me Sir Percy. You know for the riff-raff and all that.