NSA, Prism, Edward Snowden and Jennifer Aniston

Aniston

Just been reading about the complete farce of the PRISM scandal over in the United States of America. Apparently the boffins in charge over there are so paranoid about security issues and people trying to attack the place that they felt it would be a good idea to start eavesdropping on what people were saying to each other and that includes Miss Jennifer Aniston.

There was a small problem though, the  N.S.A. had,  (National Security Agency is a body designated by former President George W.C. Bush to protect the American people including Miss Jennifer Aniston  from a handful of loons on the other side of the planet who have killed less American people than Americans that die from Obesity related issues per month) They didn't know precisely whom to monitor. So with the help of several projects called PRISM,
Xkeyscore and Tempora the N.S.A. decided to monitor and record phone calls, emails and sms messages of ABSOLUTELY EVERY LAST LIVING SOUL IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY.

It's a disgrace! What kind of a democracy is that! I'll tell you exactly what kind of a democracy that is, it's a complete shower of a democracy that's exactly what it is! You can't have people recording everything one says just in the hope that one day one of them will say the word 'Bomb' in a telephone conversation and a blasted computer will hear that word! It's absolutely beastly that's what it is! A ghastly, reprehensible, lavatory of freedom that belongs in the potty of snivelling dictatorships dotted around the world. Just who do they think they are?!

These sort of government shenanigans have got to stop!  It's criminal! Desperate times call for desperate measures! These paranoid surveillance operatives are a menace to freedom and justice. It is they who are the enemy within! Not me or everyone else! It is they who are destroying our lives not those silly noodle-heads far away on the other side of the world

So what is to be done to stop these paranoid individuals that claim to be acting for the security of the people of The United States of America? Well I have the solution and as usual this is yet another tip-top blisteringly good idea on my part  and will bring an end to this silly paranoia. I propose that in order to stop these people they need to be identified first and the best way to do that is to listen in on their telephone conversations and get access to their emails. To do that a large full scale surveillance operation has to be set up that monitors every one's telephone calls, emails, sms messages for references to security, snooping, telephone monitoring and all that sort of thing and then stored somewhere very large for at least 10,000 years somewhere in a remote desert that can be accessed by only select group of trusted individuals to stop information falling into the wrong hands.

This idea is a winner, We'll get em!!