Sasquatch? Bigfoot? Big-shit more like!

Discharge

Just look at this video just take a look at it. It's by a chappie called M.K.Davis from the former colonies. In essence it is an analysis of a piece of footage taken in 1967 by two men called Roger Patterson and Robert Gimlin. These two fellows claim that the footage is of a legendary creature that the locals call Bigfoot or Sasquatch.

This creature has large burly muscles, walks around with no clothes on, smells completely foul,  lives in caves or under sticks, walks around in the forests all day and doesn't speak very good English.

According to scientists the creature is purely a legend but one has to say this is not true as one has personally shot and killed
one of them whilst on a hunting foray with the Late husband of Lady Lavinia Babacombe-Fitzgibbon. This actually happend in a trailer park but one would prefer not to talk about it too much if you know what I mean.

Well anyway this M.K. Davis chappie has analysed this footage in the above link and claims that you can either clearly see some kind of discharge coming from the animal's arse OR that the thing has hemarrhoids!!! 

This man is sick!! The footage concerned is over one minute long and the bit he chooses to focus on is a fuzzy bit in which the things shits itself! This M.K. Davis has got to be off his bloody rocker! He needs help!

I mean this creature is not even commonly accepted by mainstream science so why would anyone be thick enough to accept M.K. Davis interpretation that the thing is dropping its guts?! 

One step at a time please! First he needs to prove the thing exists and THEN he can talk about it pooping its kekkers assuming anyone in the world would be interested in that sort of thing.

I mean at the end he tries to play it off by saying that he's 'just saying.' Well in that case I think M.K. Davis is a baboon's bottom and a silly arse and he should spend less time looking at such things. But it's OK I am just saying.