Adele: Not a Fat Cow!

Not Half a Ton

Just been reading about a popular singer called Adele. Aside from the fact that she also has here own brand of personal computers she apparently also has a very good singing voice. Now this is all tickety-boo but the media, as usual, appear to have a problem with her weight.

In fact the blasted media seem to have a problem with everybody's weight. Apparently, one must be the perfect weight because one never finds oneself in the newspapers or silly magazines in reference to this matter. But one digresses.

In an interview with 'Marie Curie' magazine Adele put the entire matter of her size to rest by saying simply  

'I don’t make music for eyes, I make music for ears.'



And one finds oneself in complete agreement with this. People have to learn to accept themselves as they are and not pander to the likes of silly journalists, the media and whatnot! I mean who are the media to judge this young woman? Half of them are on drugs anyway and the other half are just stupid.

A Dell

I mean Adele can't exactly help it if she suffers from chronic obesity and was last in the queue for looks. In any case some men like women with gigantic arses. There are even several family planning web sites dedicated to fat women, just like Adele, starting families. Anyway being the size she is she's more likely to have a lift to herself if she goes up to the top of the Empire State Building, assuming the ferrous concrete support girders don't buckle beneath her.

Other advantages will be that if her voice goes she will be able to fall back onto a career in wrestling. Although she may have to change her name to something that reflects her image. Something like 'The New Yorker Porker' or 'The Gut-bucket from Nantucket' or how about 'The Fat-un from Manhattan' Well anyway it's all beside the point. 

One is proud that this young woman stands up to media stereotypes and is an example to everyone.