50 Shades of Grey: Review

Mild Walk in the Park

Fifty Shades of Grey is a 2011 erotic novel by British author E.L.James set largely in the American city of Skidadle, it traces the deepening relationship between a college graduate, Anastasia Steele, and a young business magnate, Christian Grey. 

Apparently this book is notable for its explicitly erotic scenes featuring elements of sexual practices involving bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, sadism/masochism or BDSM as Lady Dooms-Patterson calls it. 

Well I've read this novel and I can tell you now that there's no more BDSM in this novel than what I used to get when I was at school in Harrow.

We used to get thrashed by the our form teachers daily and that was if they liked us! If they didn't like us then we would just be ignored. And if they really didn't like us we would be forced to go to the Headmaster's room and thrash him with a cane. The exploits in this book are a mere walk in the park in comparison.

So I don't know what all the fuss is about this flimsy book and it's supposed BDSM. Fifty shades of Grey? Fifty shades of shit more like!!!