Horse Racing Tips

Gastro-Urinary Complaint

One dabbles on the GG's every now and again so I thought it only right to start giving tips to those who want to partake in the horses too. 

So here are my tips for this week including the meeting, time, horse and odds and owner.

Carlisle:

12:40 'Gastro-Urinary Complaint'.......33/1

13:10 'Three Mile Island'....................44/1

13:45 'Bloating Haemorrhoid'................2:1

Newmarket

12:55 'Strawberry Jihad'....3:1

13:25 'Delightful Coronary'... 30:1

Chepstow

13:20 'Knacker Attack'.............20:1,

14:05 'Fart Under Duvet'.....15:2, 

Kelso

14:15 'Prostitute Dialect'............... 4:3, 

15:20 'Lesbian Lavatory Lust'... 100:1, 

Exeter

12:40 'Bureaucratic Lavatory' 12:1

14:45 'Throbbing Atom' 2:1

And Around the World

Tipperary: Ireland

12:40 'Clooney Metabolism Defenestrator '................2:1

13:40 'Obama's Lighthouse Inversion'..... 40:1

Tampa Bay Downs, United States

12:40 'Sticky Penis'.... 9:1

15:05 'Interesting Bastard'..... 3:1

Momaken: Norway

12:05 'Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Dogs Breath' ..3:1 

13:45 'Dogging Car Park'  ..............2:1

Randwick: Australia

15:05 'Sandwich Delayer'..... 44:1

15:30 'Flying Homosexual'.......3:1
15:50 'Bashir Al Assad's Pork Luncheon Meat Discrepancy' 50:1

OK those are the tips, if you fancy a flutter on one or more of these fillies then send a bet to myself. All bets are not subject to tax by the government so anything you win you keep. All of your winnings are yours (Minus agency fees of course....)