Australian Predators: Nation of Innovators

Two Victims swim for their lives

One has just been reading about those clever chappies in Australia who have come up with a tip-top idea to prevent attacks by great white marine predators.

The innovative fellows there have gone round and tagged 250 of the more massive of these horrifying creatures with an electrical device that can transmit the position of these hideous man-eaters to a monitoring centre. 


Their positions are then broadcast all over the state so that all and sundry will know if one of these huge savages is in the vicinity and thus take appropriate precautions such as getting out of the sea and taking refuge in a bar and having a little drinkie to recover or going to a friend's home and having a little drinkie to recover, may be even going to the home of a friendly stranger and having a little drinkie to recover, the possibilities are endless.

Gigantic Vicious Predator

I think this is a great innovation but there is one problem. Who is going to warn the great white sharks that these hideous, bloated, garish, tacky, overbearing type of women, that blight much of Australia's wonders and heritage are in the area? 

I mean Great White sharks have an image problem as it is so I think that somebody ought to warn these magnificent fish to get out of the area pronto before being savaged to death by one of these women. I know I wouldn't want to mess with one of em!