One Must Protest!



Trenton Oldfield - Get Him Out!!

One is writing to express one's abhorrence regarding the disruption to the Oxford v Cambridge Boat race on Saturday! It was a disgrace!

Egads just what the blazes was going through that man's mind! He clearly has no idea how to protest properly. Where was the dignity and respect for other people's enjoyment on this day?



Erika Roe - Get Them Out!!

What he should have done was to get his ex-wife to take her top off. That would have been alot more fun and a damn sight better than watching a load of tedious, wet, undergraduates shuffling sticks in a boat!


Burmese Dumbocracy!!

Now this is what I call democracy.

Just heard on the wireless about elections in Burma. After years of  neglecting the voice of the people, state control of the media, ruthless surpression of all political opposition and government brutality the military junta has finally embraced democratic values.

What on earth has gotten into them then?! They must have flipped their lids! You can't let the riff-raff run a country! That's a recipe for total disaster!

Look what happened in Britain when these dumb bells got in; Taxes went up,  the Empire collapsed, poor people started winning on the Grand National and all the traditional English Curry restaurants were bought up by foreigners!! It's a disgrace!

There's only one way to get even a half decent election result and that is to shoot anyone who votes for the wrong candidate.. That's the sort of democracy I’d vote for.

The Police and MY Taxes

Batman

Just read about some woman who was involved in last summer's riots in London. Apparently the silly bint was ferrying people around all over the place to raid numerous shops, chains and department stores.

It's a disgrace! The reason she was able to do this was because half the police were on holiday courtesy of my taxes! What an absolute shower!

Greeks Taking Gifts!

Waiting for Cement to Dry....

What's this tosh about giving Greeks loads of Money?!

Apparently they over-spent by billions during the last twenty years thinking they would not have to pay it back!

I mean those who lent them the money in the first place must have needed their heads examining. I mean the evidence for them being a bunch of layabouts is there for all the world to see.

Yes it's the Parthenon. They started constructing that blasted restaurant in 447 B.C. and they still haven't finished it! No wonder the whole country has gone down the pan.

Iran's Nuclear Matter

Just been reading about these Iranian jonnies trying to get a hold of a nuclear bomb. I thought that man in charge was completely doolally! What's the point of letting people like that get hold of a nuclear bomb? I mean the first thing that sort do with nuclear bombs is bomb people.

I say he should be dealt with and pronto. And what is the best way to do that? I'll tell you the best way; round him up, put him in a field and nuke the bastard stinker!! That's the only language that sort understand!

Traditional Capitalist Christmas

Money

Thought I should write to express my monstrous disgust at the way in which the message of Christmas has been twisted, manipulated and perverted over recent years. It's a disgrace!

I remember the time when it only had one clear and simple message but now that is not the case! Instead the message of Christmas is being diluted by vested interests trying to take advantage of everybody's good will. 

And we all know by who is doing this! Yes that's right... it's the Church!


Over the last few years The Church has been consistently encroaching upon the mass hysterical,self-indulgent, drunkenness, that facilitates