European Union: Membership Conditions

Order to the Galaxy Europe

One doesn't often delve into the world of politics as there is simply more money to be made selling weapons.  Nevertheless one likes to think that one is open-minded enough to not entirely discount political issues as piles of tish.

The European Union, for instance. Should we be in or out? Well in the current state of this bastion for all things homogenised and rendered virtually irrelevant as a result of decisions made by committees, one is inclinded to say out.



This organisation has lurched from one set of pointless laws to another that nobody in their right minds would ACTUALLY vote for on paper but are nevertheless proposed due to compromise after compromise to such an extent that nobody wants them and just feels as though it is worth giving it a go to justify large bloated salaries and in many cases stomachs too.

So what is needed is change! And on the proviso that change happens one is inclinded to stay in this bed-pan of a talking shop. OK so here are my conditions:

1. European Parliament moved to the Home Counties
2. The Commission President should always be a Gentleman/Sir or Lord.
3. A new legal framework centralised somewhere new to represent change to show respect for the law. I recommend the Home Counties
4. There should be one official English accent(received pronunciation)
5. A new look requires a new currency. One with a Queens head depicted on it.
6. Financial Centre relocated from Frankfurt to the Home Counties
7. Defence commissioners should be someone who is familiar with wearing Kilts
8. A massive wall be erected around the entire Union to preserve its Britishness
9. A massive fleet of bombers and battle cruisers be constructed to deter external immigration.

When one looks at the current state of the European Union one knows full well that this list of not unreasonable conditions are what is necessary. Only together can we bring order to the galaxy Europe.