Fare-Dodge Champion |
But these days the battle field has changed somewhat. So I suggest some new sports that reflect the modern warrior.
Weight Looting |
1) The 100 metre drive-by shooting (self explanatory)
2) The Shove (Murderous policeman pushes a man to the ground with as much impunity as possible)
The Shove |
3) Truncheon-Relay (a team of six policemen take it in turns to whack the crap out of someone)
4) The Suicide-Bomber hurdles
5) The Double-Jump (A hop and a jump onto a metro train pursued by three heavily armed policemen.)
6) Weight-looting (Running with a bulking object as fast as possible, i.e. plasma TV or microwave oven)
7) Fare-Dodging (jumping ticket barricades)
8) Arsen-o-thon (Setting fire to Buildings)
This is a complete winner! Think of the sponsorship deals. Any more suggestions do drop me a line.