Tuesday 7 August 2012

The Mona Lisa

Mystery Smile Solved
The Mona Lisa or La Giaconda as they say in Italy.

Painted by Leonardo Da Vinci a long time ago this painting has come to encapsulate not only an era when women were supposed to hold mystery to men but it also encapsulates the mystery of the painter himself. An enigma of a man who made very good seafood vol-au-vonts (apparently)

Anyway, her smile has beheld mankind ever since its first display. The slightness of its inflexion, the curve of its lip, the colour of its skin. The message she was trying to convey, was it one of sadness, loss, grief or some or all of these. 

Or was she just a tease? Trying to tempt Leonardo away from his work with the promise of her heavenly body for him to take hold of and thrill her for eternity.


Well let me tell you something, I've been around a bit in my time and I can tell you now that I've seen that smile before! The Bint had obviously been glue-sniffing! That's what it is all about. None of this wishy washy namby-pamby hullabaloo about mystery and temptation no Sir! 

That's what it was all about the daft bat was a glue sniffer!

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