Saturday 14 January 2012

Still Got the Whit

Bedragglehorn.
Was at a function last night and found oneself being eyed up by a rather undesirable, bedragglehorn, madame from somewhere or other. 

I had other ideas particularly upon a rather beautiful blondy from Baden Baden. Anyway the tedious bedragglehorn came up to me and said the following;

'I've never had sex with an Englishman.'

to which one responded,

'Me neither.'

and promptly strolled over to The beautiful blondy from Baden Baden. Don cha just love life sometimes.


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