Food From Nowhere?!

Biscuit in Mouth

Tried out a dash of speed dating last night. Was talking to this hottie from Ryhl when all of a sudden this large piece of food appeared at the side of her mouth?!

My God what is the world coming to? Where on Earth did it come from? Anyone would think that she had been storing it there to finish off later on. I mean I had been talking to her for about ten minutes and in that time she had eaten nothing! My God it could have been there since Monday evening.



Was in WWII and saw some absolute ghastliness of the first order but this really took the biscuit! Maybe it was a piece of biscuit!! Put one off the whole evening. One had to return home and take a shower! This is exactly the kind of Plebo-Chavian  riff-raff that is taking over this country!