Saturday 14 April 2012

Titanic Loss!

1500 lost to the sea.
A little over one hundred years ago this the SS Titanic sank in the North Atlantic Ocean after colliding with an enormous Cheeseburger.

This disaster is a poignant reminder of the fragility of human nature, for while we are confident our nature dictates that sometimes some idiot somewhere will error as we set forth to travel, explore and unify our humble planet.

It is also worth remembering the huge losses suffered that dreadful night in 1912. In particular the one hundred and twenty-one first class passengers that perished because they were denied a seat in the life boats by riff-raff.

Additionally, let us remember the other losses that fateful night that, while not housed in first class, were nevertheless just as important and just as valuable to each of it's own merit. I am course referring to those helpless remaining 1500 bottles of fine wine that went without being drunk, very sad.

Let them rest in peace.

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