Secret iPhone 5 Feature

It's a collect call!

You know that new iPhone 5 has an amazing feature on it that those clever fellows at Apple simply haven't told anyone about.

And the good thing is is that you don't even have to crack the damn thing to access this secret feature too, Incredible.

So what is this amazing feature? Well this is a good one. Those clever fellows at Apple made the iPhone 5 a little bit longer. They told journalists that this was to accommodate an extra layer of app iconographs but in reality this extension serves a greater purpose.

So here it is, that extra length is, in actuality, used for when someone using this thing starts getting on your blasted nerves. It simply means that the extra length permits one to shove it further up the users arse than before.

At last these bodkins at Apple are starting to use their heads.