Well strike me down with Jove’s jockstrap! You’ll never guess what I saw today?Was walking along the high street in Norbiton when I saw the strangest thing. It was an oriental person walking a dog!
Just goes to show how the world is changing don cha know. In the olden days You’d never see an oriental person walking a dog no Sir by Jimeny you would not!
You’d see em eating the damn things! You’d never see them walking Fido or Spot in the street unless they had just kidnapped them and were on their way to get their throats slit that is.
I remember the joke that whenever an Oriental restaurant opened up nearby there would be a spate of local people's pets going missing. Well this is just no true! The pets never went missing! No Sir! They would end up in the char su-pow, that’s not missing.
But I will tell you what is missing right now and that is a large Gin and Tonic.
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