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| She Was A Girl From Burma-ingham |
She was the world famous and respected politician who campaigned against the military dictatorship in her home of Burmingham, a large industrialised urban conurbation, situated in the West Midlands/Alabama.
Suu Kyi was born at a very young age and was immediately named after her mother's side salad as she was born in a Nepalese restaurant.
She stood for election in 1990 against the military government of Burmingham Alabama/West Midlands and beat them into second place. The bounders then invalidated the election simply because they couldn't pronounce her name.
Suu Kyi was very upset by this and went home for the next 21 years to sulk and also to refuse to come out and say hello, even to the milkman. As part of this sulking, Aung San Suulk Kyi recieved a large international following with dozens of countries giving her totally meaningless accolades and awards. For Example, she received the Sakharov Prize for Freedom of Thought in 1990. Well that's hardly a big deal is it. Even a trifle can think now can't it!
Then in 1991 Ang San Sulk Kyi received the Nobel Peace Prize. Again, sitting at home watching the blasted telly and blowing off all day is hardly going to start a World War now is it? Even I could get a peace prize for that.
Also, in 2007, the Government of Canada made Angst San Sulk Kyi an honorary citizen of that country. See what I mean? What's the point of making someone a citizen of a country when they won't even leave their own house prefering to blow off and watch the blasted telly all day?
Then in 1979 the Sex Pistols wrote a song about her in which they said:
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| Lydon Sings to Aung |
She was a girl from Burma-ingham
She's just had an abortion
She was case of Insanity
Her name was Sulky
and she lived in a tree
Or something like that. But anyway, she was a great politician who fortunately liked staying at home. I just wish more of that lot would follow her example.
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