Hans Lipschis: Arrest

Hans full of Shitz

Just been reading about some jonny called Hans Lipschis. 


This fellow was one of those tricky-dicky National Socialist jonnies who didn't have anything better to do with their time than to go around causing trouble on mainland Europe during the 1940s.



Lipshitz claims he was nothing more than a chef at the time and wasn't in town when all that hullabaloo was going on which has enfuriated Nazi Hunter Heston Blumenthal, who has Lipshits on his list of most wanted Nazi cooks. Or something like that anyway. 

I mean my point is this, what the hell has Blumen Hestonthal's lot been doing with themselves for the last 70 years hey? Because that's when the blasted war against those tricky-dicky National Socialists finished. You can't hang around waiting like that for 70 years! It's a disgrace!

Justice needs to be done pronto and dealt with then. Not now for heavens sake! This Hans Shitlips has, no doubt, been living it all up in the intervening period, no doubt swilling fine wines, smoking cigars, eating good food and having it off with very attractive women (see reconstruction) and whatever else he has pleased himself with. 

Attractive Woman Reconstruction

This whole outfit of Blimin Hestonthal's is a sham! A bunch of layabouts with their arses on their chairs, no doubt, swilling fine wines, smoking cigars, eating good food and having it off with very attractive women (see reconstruction) and whatever else they have pleased themselves with! 

Well there is only one thing to do with that sort: Round them all up, throw them all into a large room, connect it up to a car exhaust pipe and gas the lot of em. That's the only sort of language that type understand!