Look at this picture. Just look at it! It took me five Gin & Tonics to get my head round this thing so I can't begin to imagine how many he'd had just to draw it!
I'd bet my last shilling that the swine who drew this was a socialist! This is exactly the sort of rubbish a socialist would come up with.
Went to an art gallery the other day. This is what i saw. Just what in God’s name is this supposed to be?
Shark in formaldehyde? Shark in formaldehyde? I can see its a shark in formaldehyde because it's got 'Shark in Bloody Formaldehyde' written on the side of the damn thing!
What's the point of putting a shark in formaldehyde if you are just going to call it ’Shark in Formalde-Sodding-Hyde.
Would the death penalty would stop a suicide bomber? Of course it wouldn't! It's just silly!
One is sick and tired of all the pithy anti-terrorism measures being enacted by successive blasted governments. All they do is talk and enact laws.
What is needed is action! and Now!
So one has devised a cunning tip top way to put and end to global terrorism and terrorists from carrying out their destructive activities especially at the forthcoming Olympic Games.
It's simple;
stage 1 - evacuate London
stage 2 - load a bomber up with an atomic bomb
stage 3 - fly aforementioned bomber over central London
stage 4 - release bomb
stage 5 - get the blazes out of there pronto!
With the complete destruction of central London these terrorists wont have a single thing to blow up. That'll show these stinkers who's in charge!
Just see Doctor Who on BBC1. It's nothing but a bunch of silly billies cavorting around attracting attention to themselves. It's completely unbelievable! When was the last time you saw a Doctor with neat handwriting so God only knows how he is supposed to control a space ship.
And here's another thing, when was the last time you saw a space ship in the shape of public latrine? I mean it has to be public latrine otherwise why would they have called it the Turdis? The creators of this programme must have all been on drugs.
Gone are the days of quality televisual broadcasting when Sir David Attenborough would inform all of us in an intelligent rational way about how animals copulated and defecated in fields, instead we are fed this pap that only shows us how easy it is to throw up.
Just heard about a singer called Madonna who has recently released yet another long play record. As far as I recall she has been doing this sort of thing for the last thirty bleeding years. Apart from that and prancing around stages all day she doesn't seem capable of doing anything else? What a loser! I mean she doesn't even have a vineyard. This woman needs to get a life!!!
