S.P.W.A. is a Patron of Charity

Unphoto-shopped brat in street

As one gets older one finds that one puts the world around one in a greater context and realises that there is more to life than resenting having to pay servants, (Assuming they even at least try to do a bit of blasted work that is.)

To this end one has decided to sponsor a charity for the purposes of feeding lower orders around the world. Typically the particular lower order is the one that is too disorganised to get the shopping in, afford servants, eat with a knife and fork and all that sort of thing. I mean look at this completely genuine, unphoto-shopped photograph of a poor little beggar whose handwriting is nothing like mine.

This is an excellent opportunity for all you readers out there to give your money to a good cause that I am sponsoring. The charity concerned will organise sorties to the poorer parts of the world where there is a long history of people who have not been able to live up everyone else's expectations. 

Often these areas are completely overlooked by charities that are too busy helping fashionable drought-ridden areas of the world such as Africa or Asia and already have lots of publicity by sending actors, singers, nancy-boys and politicians to them. Well not any more, this charity will focus on the most really neglected areas that nobody even thinks to help. Areas such as Nice, Marseilles, Monaco and other areas of the Côte d'Azur where literally thousands of the proletarian masses patrol streets looking for food.

These people need lots of things immediately to prevent the authorities from incurring extra costs for having to dispose of them after they drop dead from whatever. 

The Charity is new and needs funds to set up it's headquarters right in the middle of this affluent region to maximise its impact of minimising costs. Your money is needed to pay for quality foods for nutrition and also nice wines to wash it all down with and of course to pay for the estimated 20,000 staff needed in the first week. These staff have to be paid very well too so that means big big big donations please. 

For entertainment these needy people need a large boat to help blend in with local people such as Roman Abramovic, George Clooney, Crown Prince Rainier, Cary Grant, Alec 'The Horse' Bomparini and 'Satellite' Dave Moretti. This all means digging deep I am afraid to say but I also say it is worth it don cha know! 

So please make a large donation to this charity that has nothing to do with me at;

The Wercy Pare-Armitage South of France Appeal

Avenue Des Anglais, 27

Monaco 210110

South of France

France.