Anniston: using Ware-Armitage cleaning products |
Friday, 13 September 2013
Conflict in Syria: No Chemicals Used
Monday, 2 September 2013
Admiral Nelson Mandela: Discharge
Discharge |
This is disgusting! I don't know about you but whenever I discharge anything I want to throw it away and be done with. Blow my nose, wipe my huge, hairy, malodorous backside, vomit and stuff from other parts of the body
Saturday, 31 August 2013
Seamus Heaney: An Obituary and Tribute
Rusty Bike |
Anyway, one realises that Seamus Heanous was a very popular poet and influcenced many people with his literary witticisms and ability to make things rhyme. But ultimately this is all a load of overblown fuss, storm in a teacup and all that.
Nevertheless, occasions like these warrant some kind of dedication to the man for providing much happiness to people especially his literary agent who made a fortune promoting Seamus' work.
So to that end I thought I would throw my lot in and pen a poetic ditty to the man, to not only encapsulate the essence of his life but to try to evoke the passion and spirit that he conveyed as he
Wednesday, 28 August 2013
Badger Cull in England
Cull: Another One Bites the Dust |
The cull itself is for the purposes of preventing the spread of T.B. in cattle and maybe a few other dreadful little nasties throughout the rest of the countryside.
The disease T.B. is an airborne one and cattle catch it simply by breathing in the bacteria. Once they have got it they suffer a slow and agonising death and it is only in the best interests of the beasties if the farmer puts a bullet through their heads!
Culling the disease by killing its host carrier, claim farmers,
Tuesday, 20 August 2013
NSA, Prism, Edward Snowden and Jennifer Aniston
Aniston |
There was a small problem though, the N.S.A. had, (National Security Agency is a body designated by former President George W.C. Bush to protect the American people including Miss Jennifer Aniston from a handful of loons on the other side of the planet who have killed less American people than Americans that die from Obesity related issues per month) They didn't know precisely whom to monitor. So with the help of several projects called PRISM,
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