Pippa Middleton's Arse?!

Up Yours!!!

Is this all there is left to talk about on this blasted planet? Pippa Middleton's backside! What in God's name is all the fuss about?

It's supposed to be incredible but let me tell you this. As far as one is concerned ones' backside is used for two things, sitting on and shitting out of! Just those two things!

Granted they can be used for kicking but that is a consequence of something. One doesn't offer one's backside to be kicked. One sits or shits!

So just remember those two things when someone next shows you a photo of her backside. She shits out of it and anyone who tries to make you believe otherwise is talking out of their arse!

Capitalist Woman!

One can scarcely contain one's anger for much longer! Modern society has completely objectified women to an extent never before seen in the history of mankind. Just look at this photograph.

By forcing women to be thin Captialism has subjugated them to a second class existence no different to what it was 100 years ago. 

Brievik's Arse on Trial.

Just writing about that damn fool in Norway! Just look at the twonk. Massacred 77 unarmed people. It's a disgrace!

What I didn't get was that he was protesting against Islam yet he killed a load of Christians?! What's that all about? He's the last one anyone would want on their own side!

Everybody gets angry and all that from time to time but that doesn't mean one can go around shooting people, no Sir by Jimeny it does not!

What you do is thrash the servants.That always lifts my spirits don cha know.

There’s only one thing to do with his sort; round all of them up, stick them on a small island and shoot the lot of em. That's the only language that sort understand.

The President of the United States

Talking Baraks or pure Mitt?

Just writing about the Presidential Candidates in the United States of America for the 2012 Election; Barak Obama and Mitt Romney.

What the blazes were their parents thinking when they named these people. And just who in God's name was Newt?

What happened to good ole fashioned names that have been the mainstay of modern Western Culture. Names like, well Percy for starters, short for Percival and named after Persius of Greek Mythology.

Then there are other great names; Farquhar, was one of my favourites. Then there is my blasted son Cuthbert. Also Quentin, Crispin, Barrington, Tarquin and Tarkwell and don't forget my first ex-wife Blitherington Farquhar-Farquharson.

Titanic Loss!

1500 lost to the sea.

A little over one hundred years ago this the SS Titanic sank in the North Atlantic Ocean after colliding with an enormous Cheeseburger.

This disaster is a poignant reminder of the fragility of human nature, for while we are confident our nature dictates that sometimes some idiot somewhere will error as we set forth to travel, explore and unify our humble planet.