How To End Ivory Poaching.

Ivory Trade. Burning Ivory Doesn't Stop This Business

See this photograph? Do you see it? Well this is a consequence of the Ivory Trade.

A ghastly business that causes much trouble around the world's more disappointing countries where, coincidently, a lot of elephants live.

Apparently, ivory can help cure headaches and look very nice on fireplaces once carved into very nice shapes and all that sort of thing. However, modern medicines can do the job much better. But you try telling that to the ivory poachers, no Sir! They won't have it! There is just too much money to be made.

As this trade is largely illegal only poor people are affected by it; poachers, locals, soldiers and dealers are often victims of this trade's darker side and there appears to be very little that anybody can do about it. It's all an absolute sha'ar (shower) 

So what is to be done? Well I have been musing about this one for the last couple of days and I think I have come up with a tip-top way to not only stop this trade dead in its tracks within a year but also to put the poachers out of the picture for good. Seems incredible but I think my idea will work.

So what is it? That's right as with all these things you have to get to the route cause of it all. In this case it is the elephants that are the route cause of it all. So yes that's right... shoot all the elephants! No more elephants, no more ivory trade. It's as easy as that! 

The elephants are the whole reason there is an ivory trade in the first place and none of them speak very good English either. Once they've been removed then the poachers won't have anything to do and their trade will be at an end and then they will look very silly won't they. Ha!

You know I can't believe anyone hasn't ever thought of this before, I wish people would ask me about these things.