Giving up money for Lent.

If you see this fiver. It's Mine!

Right! It's Lent. that means i have to bally-well forego something for the next forty days and nights to keep the local sodding vicar off my back otherwise the blighter will be wanting money or some such forfeit for yours truly to cough up.

Well I'm not standing for that! I gave him £5 last year for the church roof. When I asked him when would be a good time to get the chaps up on it to remove all the lead flashing the swine told me that that fiver was for restoring the roof and not for me to take it down.

He then refused to return that fiver! What a ghastly character!