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That Totty Mrs Totti

Was at another function last night when I was told by Lady Hilda Dooms-Patterson or Doomers as we call her, that her friend Mrs Margarita Totti  from Italy was dropping by.

Doomers went on to tell me that Mrs Totti was a bit of a sight to behold and that I was to keep my hands off of her and under no circumstances was I to be a Lothario because Mrs Totti was married.

One retorted

 'Make sure you remind Mrs Totti that she is married before she meets me'

By Jove one still has got the old whit don't cha know!