Dying for the Weekend

Have a nice weekend

Just heard on the wireless that you are more likely to drop dead in hospital at the weekend than at any other time during the week.

Rubbish! You're more likely to die in a bomb explosion or being attacked by a rottweiler.

These statesticians obviously have far too much time on their hands to cook up half-baked statistics to make themselves look clever. I mean they have to do this to justify their own jobs. They should do what I do to justify my existence; drink champagne, that always works

These people are obviously under alot of stress. I think they need to evaluate their lives and find time for some introspection. To do this I think they should take the weekend off.