Cure for a Hangover

Hangover Victim

Just awoken from my New Year Eve celebration. My God that was a blaster of a function. Lady Dooms-Patterson certainly knows how to throw a soiree at short notice don cha know. 

But that was six days ago now one has to deal with this stinker of a hangover. Now there are many remedies for a hangover including, orange juice or a cola beverage. Some suggest hair of the dog, but I've never understood that stupid expression even if it does relate to continuing to drink once one has awoken.


But for me the answer is No! These are all very interesting and all that sort of thing but there is one sure-fire way to get the hangover over! That's it, simply go outside and shoot some animals! Works every time especially if one uses shot instead of bullets. You see the spray from shot means one stands a better chance of hitting the pesky little bleeders. 

A bullet is useful if you've got an elephant or Blue Whale in your sights as  you just can't miss whilst hungover and you'd save yourself from looking a bit of a fool if that happened.