The Philadelphia Experiment: Conspiracy Theory

Proof: Real Photo of Invisible Destroyer

Just been reading about something called ’The Philadelphia Experiment' Sometimes known as [Project Rainbow' this is a conspiracy theory that simply can not go away.

Apparently, at the time of the end of the Second World War some American jonnies invented a story based around an actual Navy destroyer called the USS Eldridge.



Apparently, the Eldridge was surrounded by an enormously gigantic electro-magnetic field and was put into a scenario whereby it could not only make itself invisible but also transport itself through wasted time and space to somewhere else and then transport itself back again.

This is Balderdash! You don't need a conspiracy theory to transport an invisible warship from one place to the other, no Sir by Jimeny you do not! This sort of thing happens all the time, why it even happens in the environs about my Estate for instance near Chalfont-St-Peter. 

Apparently, the area where I reside is positioned on what is called a tear in the Waste-Time Continuum and living in this area means one can be affected any time willy nilly.

And one is affected willy nilly! On occasions far too numerous to mention, just after one has entered the local pub. The place goes through a mysterious time-warp.

This usually happens after 21:00 hours, round about the end of the third bottle of Chablis. Before I know it the entire pub starts warping and swaying as the walls and ceiling spin round uncontrollably. But for some strange reason I am always the only one who can see it. Then after this continues for a few minutes one's consciousness fades away and then, incredibly One becomes conscious again seconds later for me but what is actually hours later for the world around me in an entirely different location but always at the police station as that must be where the tear in the waste-time continuum finishes. 

These events are a trifle traumatic don cha know as one usually has splitting headaches and suffers from dehydration; so the Waste-Time continuum must be a scorcher! Clearly the warp is affecting my health as the headaches can last all morning and I feel dreadful.