Valentine's Day Bandwagon

Valentine's Day Abomination!

Good God Look at this shit! Is this what passes as a Valentines day message of love, mutual understand, trust and all that crap? 

These Valentine's Day Cards are a disgrace and I'll tell you why. It's because they cost 70p for a pack of ten. 

Well what is the point of buying ten Valentine's Day Cards? I mean one only has four girlfriends so the other six are a complete waste of money! 



Well one supposes that one could always go out and get another six and spread the cost out so it is more value for money that way.


No these cards a shameful. Instead one is tempted to just reuse last year's card that was sent to me and tipex the names out and fill them back in again. Nobody would ever know and any of them that did find out are probably too intelligent to have as a girlfriend anyway. One simply can't tolerate people who are far  cleverer than one is don cha know!