Real Cause of Climate Change: The Truth.

Bloody Weather

Just been reading on wikipedia and also BBC Radio 4 about the causes of climate change. The Radio programme had both sides of the argument making pertinent points and giving credible evidence to promote their ideas. 

On the one hand the pro-climate change lobby showed that the current change in global temperatures is due to mankind, which incidently is predominately people of the working classes so it is their fault.


These types are consuming tons of things that they don't actually need thus wasting valuable resources such as electricity, water, land and also valuable space for things such as vineyards and equestrian competitions. 

Meanwhile the other party argued, with some conviction I might add, that the current warming of the planet is due to other factors that are beyond our control such as natural effects of our planet's orbital rotation and also the increasing global population which is predominantly of working class orders and that there was nothing that could be done so it is their fault.

Codswallop! I've never heard such rubbish and that goes for both sides! No Sir they are both wrong! No Sir they both need to get their acts sorted out and no Sir their evidence is flawed and misguided and I will tell you why by Jimeny I will! 

No the real cause of climate change is bleeding obvious! I mean it's all around and everybody can see it if they just open their eyes. Honestly these people spend millions tyring to work out what is going on and it is a complete waste of time and money.

The real cause of climate change Sir is this. It's the bloody weather! I mean isn't it obvious? The weather has been all higgledy-piggledy over the last few years what with six months of sun and then six months of rain and all that sort of thing so of course the climate is going to change.

You don't need scientists to work this sort of thing out. I wish people would come and ask me about these things.