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| Foreigner Getting on a Bus |
Apparently the EU are up in arms about the cost of the fares that the Channel Tunnel Consortium are charging.
The tunnel itself was opened in 1994 after ten thousand years of construction delays and all that sort of thing. It was supposed to facilitate a faster way to traverse the English Channel as opposed to the slow, stinking, latrine of a ferry full of Gypsies, Pagan Swine, manure and other types of people.
Since it opened the greatest concern about the entire project had been related to matters of safety. The consortium has been at pains to emphasise that they have not scrimped on safety matters at all and that everything is fine and dandy.
Well By Jimeny I've got news for them! Since it opened well over 100 million foreign passengers have used the tunnel to enter the country. Well what sort of safety is that?! It's not safety at all it's a catastrophy!
I mean just where have these types been? Not to mention them speaking foreign, belching in restaurants and using the streets as latrines. It's a disgrace! I mean they don't even know how to use a simple bus stop properly. Once the queue at the bus stop disappears then, before you know it, the entire country will have gone to the hounds! It's a positive sha'ar! (Shower)
The Channel Tunnel Consortium should be ashamed of themselves for misleading everybody in this fashion and facilitating Jonny Foreigner into the country. For that it should be given a damn good shafting!
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