Danish Giraffe Murder & EU Hypocrisy

EU Giraffe

I'm writing to express my monstrous disgust at the way in which a giraffe called Marius was treated at Copenhagen Zoological park in Denmark recently.

Apparently the animal had to be murdered in cold blood as it was contravening EU regulations on interbreeding. 


Well excuse me but if millions of scum and proles are allowed to interbreed then why can't innocent animals? Scummy people have been breeding with other scummy people for years but who is dong anything about it? Nobody that's who! It's a disgrace!

I did as much as I could between 1939-45 dropping hundreds of thousands of tons of high explosives on poor areas of Britain round the clock to eradicate this blight but it wasn't enough.

On my way to the East End in my Lancaster Bomber

We even had to call in the Luftwaffe to help drop bombs on their heads during daylight hours, 24 hours a day seven days a week on and on for months on end but they just kept breeding and breeding.

Eventually we just ran out of explosives and consequently we lost not only all aristocratic privileges but also the election of 1945 when the blasted socialists took over and before you could do anything they had given themselves rights and a free health service and disposed of the Empire! If only we'd kept up the bombing we never would have lost that election nor the empire.

No Sir, when you need to get rid of a healthy giraffe then the EU is right in there, that is no problem for the them I can tell you but where the blazes are they when you need to get rid of people hey?! Somebody answer me that!