Pepsi Challenge

Cola Challenge

Was skulking along the blasted high street in Chipping Norton this afternoon when I was accosted by a tall attractive woman asking me if I wanted to take the Pepsi Challenge.

Always up for a chance to win some money I took her up on the offer.

She presented me with two cans of chemically coloured sugary water (can't beat a bottle of the old Chablis you know) and told me to chose which one suited my taste.

After some experimenting I told her that I preferred the lighter coloured can to the red coloured one. For some reason she looked absolutely aghast at me, so I thought it only appropriate that I gave her my reasons.

You see with the lighter coloured can I was able to throw it at a group of teenagers that were standing about 50 ft away and none of them saw it heading their way until it had hit one of them right on his bonce. Now with the red coloured can it was highly visible and as it flew through the air towards a different group of teenage dullards they were able to see it heading their way from a long way off and consequently were able to get out of its way, apart from the one that was sniffing glue.

There you have it. The lighter coloured can won the day for me. Not visible when thrown at teenagers from a long way off in an urban environment.