Justin Beleiber, Believer, Beiber Bieber Whateber!

Silly Little Boy

What in God’s name is a Belieber? It sounds like someone who doesn't drink enough alcohol! Maybe that's an imbiber?

We'll anyway it is supposed to be something to do with a dreadful little child called Justin Beiber or is that Beleeiber, Biebier, belieber... whateiber. This little blighter is only about eight years old yet lots of adults like him, sounds like pedophile fodder if you ask me.


And have you heard the little shit’s songs? Any of my hounds could have shat better songs out of their arses after scoffing Turkish Vindaloos than this verbiage.

Well it's got to stop! This child shouldn't be poncing around on a stage exposing himself to gangs of paedophiles and masochists he should be in school. It's just further exploitation of people by large multinational paedophile rings determined to take over the world.

It's just not good enough. As I said before people of that age should be in school learning to conjugate latin verbs or mastering the slide rule and becoming decent all round human beings. Their exploitation simply encourages dastardly people to abuse and violate others.

Well, that's what I was told by my form tutor at Eton College as he was thrasing my arse with a cane in his room with my trousers down way back when. A bit of pain never hurt anybody.