Proud to be British

Pride in Britain

Oh the blasted Press are at it again. Not content with having absolutely bugger all to write about since getting a lashing from Lord Leveson's Public Enquiry they are doing their usual fall back position and bringing up the war again under the mistaken belief that we won it!

Well let me tell you something, we didn't win that war! We damn well got thrashed! Everybody thinks we won it but, by Jove's jockstrap we had our sorry arses hauled from one end the world to the other.
The cover story that we beat Herr Hitler and his National Socialist nincompoops was all very well and everyone swallowed it up wholeheartedly.



No Sir By Jimeny the real war was a complete thrashing for us! I am of course talking about the war against all the plebs, proles, working classes, middle-classes, poor, stupid, ill educated and all that lot in society that me and my fellow pilots in the RAF bombed the living daylights out of over cities such as Birmingham, Glasgow, Coventry, Liverpool, Dover, London and loads of other places. We even got the Luftwaffe to help us.

No Sir!!! We, the higher classes were thrashed completely and since 1945 we have had to suffer the
indignity of working people, socialists and all the other loony left entities eroding our heritage and rights to thrash servants indiscriminately, pay-off Judges, pass water on the poor, charge high rents on our vast acreages of land taken from the Anglo-Saxons nearly 1000 years ago when our ancestors invaded from some other place.

It's a disgrace!!! I mean how can anybody claim to be British if they are poor? or don't have a valet or a chauffeur? or hasn't invaded a country with vastly inferior technology and ignorant locals, or doesn't drink Pimms, or works for a living or has less an estate of less than 30 hectares? or isn't called 'Sir' or 'Lord' or 'Your Highness' or can't ride horse and all that sort of thing.